Oh, those prudish Victorians...
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bizarrevictoria--I unfortunately forget on whose recommendation, but if it was someone on my reading list, please holla so I can thank you! It has funny, weird, and interesting true stories from the Victorian period.
For instance, it has an entry today about a woman named Alice Baldwin, who was married to a guy named Frank D. Baldwin. When Frank was away on Army postings, they would write to each other.
And oh, my, could Alice be salty. :D She writes to Frank about a flasher who exposed his peen to her at a station while she was looking out the train window, and she's basically like, 'Why'd he bother, seen one seen 'em all.' In other letters, she teases Frank about the prodigious size of his "old Long Tom", or gets a little phone-sex-what-are-you-wearing while talking about the weather and how hot 'n' sweaty she is.
In short: ALICE BALDWIN, LET'S BE FRIENDS. I'll rev up my time machine forthwith.
(There's a photo of Alice and Frank on bizarrevictoria, and I could swear she looks like someone I know. At the very least, she looks like she totally could be someone I know. *waves to Alice through the time portal*)
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For instance, it has an entry today about a woman named Alice Baldwin, who was married to a guy named Frank D. Baldwin. When Frank was away on Army postings, they would write to each other.
And oh, my, could Alice be salty. :D She writes to Frank about a flasher who exposed his peen to her at a station while she was looking out the train window, and she's basically like, 'Why'd he bother, seen one seen 'em all.' In other letters, she teases Frank about the prodigious size of his "old Long Tom", or gets a little phone-sex-what-are-you-wearing while talking about the weather and how hot 'n' sweaty she is.
In short: ALICE BALDWIN, LET'S BE FRIENDS. I'll rev up my time machine forthwith.
(There's a photo of Alice and Frank on bizarrevictoria, and I could swear she looks like someone I know. At the very least, she looks like she totally could be someone I know. *waves to Alice through the time portal*)